"Can I have another sauce?"
"They’re 25¢ extra”
The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I’m a human or have responsibilities
|—||Charles Bukowski (via gofuckingnuts)|
It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy
If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student