kush-n-tush:

i tried doing this once. twas difficult.

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

unusualtbh:

holy shit

ryulongd:

Just doing my laundry

lyssabello:

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

All my life

feminishblog:

ellakrystina:

Word.

Stop. Re-read this. Did it blow your mind the second time? Yeah, me too.

ohyeselifresh:

erotic-fixation:

wow…. lol 

James Franco? With cornolls??

Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez?

The Disney girls have gone bad 

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

dumpsterfetus:

vulgar-grandma:

i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on

stay-ocean-minded:

0ptimuspenguin:

shinigam-i:

agameofchance:

HOW THE FUCK

They used white crayons to draw it, and afterwards they placed ink.

#AND IN THAT MOMENT THE WHITE CRAYON WASNT FUCKING USLESS

^ bless

adambloghart:

READ BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO!

So tonight Erika and I made the impromptu decision to go to the Coldplay concert after my friends Jenny and Troy told me that tickets were $35 on StubHub! So we went to the concert and as we were walking in we all got these bracelets:

Jenny was told before that the bracelets light up but we couldn’t figure out how that blue plastic thing on the end would light up so we thought it was pretty lame. 

Then the first song started.

I only captured a bit of Paradise but I want you to see just how not-lame these bracelets were.

(YOU CAN NOW WATCH THE VIDEO)

It was an amazing night and it has been an amazing birthday.

P.S. The drummer of Coldplay’s birthday was today so Chris Martin said “What better way to spend your birthday than with 22,000 people in Detroit?” and then everyone in the arena sang happy birthday. 

vaginiallwhoran:

This came up on Twitter while I was on I’m so disgusted by that trend.

e102gamma:

If u wanna go and take a ride wit me something akdhfubeneke ay must be the money